Assumptions and Probably's

You can tell a lot about a person by the hat they wear.
At least thats what we assume.
I try not to make assumptions but it's much easier said than done.
If he's wearing a snapback made by Obey or Brixton, he's probably a real douchebag who's full of himself.
If he wears a flat brimmed hat made by Monster he's probably white trash and is the kid you see making out in the hallway but never see in class.
If he wears a Golden State warriors hat he's probably a bandwagoner.
If she's wearing a yankees ball cap with a bun hanging out of the back she probably slept in and didn't have time to do her hair this morning.
If he's wearing a bucket hat he probably smokes pot with his friends after school.
If he's wearing a camo hat that says browning he's probably killed many animals in that hat.
If she wears neon blue DC hat she's probably making out with the guy in the Monster hat.
If he wears a fedora he probably spends all his Friday nights playing video games with the same two people and he's one of 5 people in the lunchroom every day at lunch.
Before we even meet these people we stereotype them and make them out to be something they aren't.
We judge them by what's on their head rather than by what's in it.
I cant tell you right now I've met amazing people in each and every one of those hats that I just talked about.
I am still friends with many of them and I cherish that friendship.
Now thats not to say I didn't assume something about them because I guarantee you I did.
And I bet you make the same assumptions I do.
But that's just an assumption I'm making about you now isn't it.
Dang it.